The Fool: time to get your shit together, you about to do something!!! The Magician: you know that random talent you’ve got that didn’t seem useful before? wELL LET ME TELL YOU The High Priestess: Think you can’t read minds? Think again The Empress: You about to get a whole lotta real womanly good stuff, my dude. Be nice about it. The Emperor: *Mufasa voice* Simba, this is your kingdom. The Heirophant: time to get judgmental and crusty The Lovers: Making good choices and sticking to them is great The Chariot: PACK UR BAGS Strength: Make all the friends. The Hermit: Make friends with yourself, never leave your house, have a blast. The Wheel of Fortune: more like the wheel of misfortune am I right or Justice: Remember that bad thing you did once like twelve years ago? Yep it’s going to bite your ass now The Hanged Man: bad news bears. Everything is gonna screw up and instead of responding to save yourself you’ll thisisfine.jpeg Death: Surprisingly always really fucking awesome!!!! !!! !! good changes!! !!! ! major but like really great !! !! Temperance: I have no idea. I never, ever pull this card. Does anyone ever pull this card? I have no clue man I really don’t The Devil: either you’re about to fuck me over or I’m about to fuck me over, either way it’s going to be drunk The Tower: Kinda like death except literally never awesome. Everything changes and it’s tERRIBLE The Star: I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS I START SO MANY PROJECTS WOW SO MUCH INSPIRATION I haven’t washed the dishes, paid any bills, cleaned my house or showered in two weeks but LOOK AT THESE HALF COMPLETED ART PROJECTS AND GRAND ADVENTURE PLANS The Moon: remember that you’re psychic? No? U about to The Sun: I also never pull this. Not even once time. Is it mad at me? Like why Judgement: If you are nice to people, this is going to be chill. If not, then … yeah too bad for you The World: Oh hey look it’s the card that shows up during final exams!
